My 21 year old sister is the destroyer of dreams.
I was having the best dream of my recent existence. I met Cho Kyuhyun. We were becoming friends. We joked about how terrible our Chinese was and how it’s kinda like we were speaking in a code that only the two of us could understand. We went shopping together at Target and accidentally stole a shopping cart (idk. my subconscious is a klepto). We were getting ready to go to Walmart too, and then SHE came T.T
She just walks into my parents bathroom, where me and Kyu were chillen, picking through the shopping cart (idk. my subconscious is weird…). He leans in like he’s feigning to kiss me and his face gets that really cute I’m-gonna-do-something-evil-maknae-ish-look and he gets extremely close to my face. Then SHE says “awkward.” Quickly and cunningly, to prevent the situation from becoming super uncomfortable for all involved parties, I grabbed an open laptop out of the bathtub, handed it to her, and said “Yeah, such a good show. It’s coming back with a new season soon!” (my subconscious is a genius too). And then she proceeds to take Kyuhyun’s hand, pull him away, and explain that it’s creepy he’s hanging out with me because I’m 17 (even though I could pass for 20 and 17 is the age of consent yo ;]).
Whilst she tells him off, I just walk around and try not to go crazy that my sister is speaking with my bias in perfect Chinese (SHE ONLY KNOWS ENGLISH AND MINUSCULE AMOUNTS OF SPANISH… ok so she’s fluent in both languages, but the bitch don’t speak Chinese). Next was THE WORST! I came out of my room completely uncomposed, finna smack a ho like “BITCH, Backup!” and then Kyuhyun is standing on my stairs with a dejected and ashamed look on his face. All of my rage and fire was lost in about 0.5 seconds and replaced by guilt. He hadn’t asked about my age, and it’s not like we were gonna get down n dirty or anything like that (or maybe we were, you can never know where your thoughts go ;]). He just looks at me once and then smirks to himself and walked out my front door. I followed him out farther behind him and he didn’t even say bye D:
He left on a bicycle following a large black SUV/van thing with a camera out clearly making a fan vid. I was being replaced by the rest of the ELFs. Life over.
Woke up to my sister opening my closet door. (I sleep in my closet, a new development in my life, pretty cozy). She was like “Good mornin! I just wanted to see if it’s true that you’ve been sleeping in here xD” obviously in good spirits and not stupidly crazy like she was in my dream. For the record, sometimes my sister is a bit of a turd and pretty uptight, but she’s not a bitch by any extent of the imagination. (cept in that damn dream >:|)
This was 3 and a half hours ago, and I am still raging.
Thank you tumblr for the vent session.